She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
