Your mouth is God's brothel.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have post one night stand depression
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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