Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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