Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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