Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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