Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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