yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
