Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cockslap morals
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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