i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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