Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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