Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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