Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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