I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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