He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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