I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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