it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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