You're my little dorito
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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