Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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