why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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