it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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