Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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