can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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