Your dad touched me again.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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