i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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