im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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