i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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