Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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