forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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