Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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