I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Couch. On fire.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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