he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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