Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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