): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm both gender and math confused
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