How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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