i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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