is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
