Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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