So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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