Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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