how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
My pussy is not your playground.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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