If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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