All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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