They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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