You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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