Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
