piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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