i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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