How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
