it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
love makes seman taste better
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Oh god it's open bar.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
