pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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