found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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