Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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