Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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