another moral hangover. fuck.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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