Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
